the otherwhirled

photo credit: AFP/DDP/File/Sebastian Willnow “Diebold announced today the release of a new analog voting machine sure to be popular with male voters. Voters who wish to vote for a Democratic candidate simply urinate, then flush once for Senator Obama or twice for Senator Clinton. Those wishing to vote Republican urinate while slowly stroking their penis, tapping [...]

photo credit: AP Photo/Ron Edmonds “Uhhhhhh….lef’ foot…raht foot…lef’ foot…lef’ foot…damn.”