the otherwhirled

Ashley Todd FINALLY gets some personal attention from a man.

“Yeah, and after I suck down all this nasty-ass (rhetorical) bullshit, drinking party kool-aid all the while, my shit absolutely, positively, complete and wholly will never, ever stink. Because my gastrointestinal processes work far, far better than than your own intellect, and I know this because I keep my head shoved that far up [...]

(original image: AFP / Mandel Ngan)

Neat-o! I’ve received messages from my quarterly visitor (that’s kind of like a “monthly visitor”, but not really). I was kind of sad when he visited this past April then quietly went along his self-infatuated way, but he returned today to entertain us with his unique brand of textual masturbation. Everyone give Michael David a [...]

UPDATE: bad me, i should have included the original as well. I note as well, that the man on the left looks kinda like “Dude….Ah so wanna touch that gurl, but mah gran-pappy’d slap meh silly!”, while the elderly man on the right looks rather like, “Heh-heh-heh. We shore gawt thissun fooled! Stoopit kids! [...]

…you wind up with this kind of crap. (h/t to Rising Hegemon) Joe Scarborough. If there is a God, and Joe and made in this supposed-God’s image, then I think we all know exactly what is fucked up with humanity. Smarminess simply should not be someone’s strong suit. And kudos to David Schuster for not getting out [...]