the otherwhirled

photo credit: AP Photo/Jerry Larson “AAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

photo credit: AFP/Getty Images/File/Joe Raedle “…is, I believe, the equivalent of the private Republican handshake.” Anyone who has worked so hard to deliver such an obviously disingenuous smile should not be considered as a serious contender for any political office. Yes, I realize that if this was a serious criterion, we would have no politicians, but there’s [...]

photo credit: AFP/Getty Images/File/Darren McCollester I believe I speak for everyone when I remind you that none of us, quite frankly, want to see your “O” face ever again.

photo credit: AFP/File/Geoff Robins …the total number of votes he’ll get, since his constituency will be out having unprotected premarital sex and busy thereafter keeping their girlfriends from having abortions so that their children may be born into a socio-economic climate that cannot support them.

photo credit: AP Photo/Lisa Poole “Save a dog. Ride a cowgirl.”

the parrot the idiot who keeps feeding him photo credit: AP Photo/Jose Luis Magana photo credit: AP Photo/Matt Sayles Just sayin’. And how was it I missed this photo of McCain doing a Bing Crosby imitation?

what the hell is up with these lips? i seriously doubt they’ve both got mint meltaways tucked in there. photo credit: AP Photo/Hasan Jamali photo credit: AFP/Getty Images/File/Mario Tama