the otherwhirled

photo credit: AP Photo/Ann Heisenfelt “So, Ah gotta list here of some of ya’ll who ain’t got dates to your prom, yet. Ah can score ya’ll some killer blow and beer’s not a problem, so ya’ll just line up right here when Ah call out yer names, and we’ll see which three or four of ya’ll [...]

photo credit: AP Photo/Hasan Jamali “Mmmmmm…Xanax and Bailey’s. Delish!”

photo credit: REUTERS/ALI JAREKJI “No way! Dumbledore is…GAY?!?! Dammit! He was SO turning me on! Go get me another scotch. I can’t believe this shit.”

photo credit: AP Photo/Diane Bondareff “We’re sorry. The number you have dialed, N-O-T-J-E-N-N-A, is not in service. Please try your call again later.” yeah, i know. already been used by several of us, but i figured what the hell.