The more I think about it….

Categories: GodNot™, opinion, politics
The more I think about it….
….the more offended I am that I had to vote in a church today. To cast a vote against SD Initiated Measure 11 ~ you know, the newest version of the abortion ban these hyper-religious chickenshits want the State to pay for, to argue in front of the Supreme Court someday.

The Pro-Oppressive State

Categories: opinion, politics
The Pro-Oppressive State
The following is from Dan Patterson, aka Creepy Sleepy. I’m not surprised, but neither am I amused. Friends, Three weeks ago I applied for an absentee ballot from the state of South Dakota. I’m voting in SD because of personal affection for some running in local races. When I applied for the absentee ballot I had the woman [...]

And so, here we go.

Categories: opinion, politics, religion
And so, here we go.
I have been busy. I know, that’s always my excuse. The sad thing is, it’s always true. I am closing my business of the past 15 years, probably before Christmas. I took a full-time gig back in March and I’m loving it: not just that my boss pays me on time, but I honestly love the [...]

New Analog Voting Machine

Categories: humor, snark
New Analog Voting Machine
photo credit: AFP/DDP/File/Sebastian Willnow “Diebold announced today the release of a new analog voting machine sure to be popular with male voters. Voters who wish to vote for a Democratic candidate simply urinate, then flush once for Senator Obama or twice for Senator Clinton. Those wishing to vote Republican urinate while slowly stroking their penis, tapping [...]