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“Sparkles!” photo credit: AP Photo/Tim Sharp

“Shiney!” photo credit: AP Photo/Tim Sharp

photo credit: AP Photo/Jerome Delay

photo credit: REUTERS/Yuri Gripas “Now, ya’ll listen up. Next time ya’ll bring in a bottle of Xanax, bring it open already. Ah busted mah pinky tryin’ ta get the cap off the last one!”

photo credit: AP Photo/Hasan Jamali “Mmmmmm…Xanax and Bailey’s. Delish!”

photo credit: AP Photo/Diane Bondareff Ready for a night on the town, Laura whimsically decided to use her cocaine as a makeup base, while not-Jenna has apparently found her mother’s stash of Xanax so she could be a truly cheap date.

photo credit: Reuters/Jason Reed The Happy Fun-time® Company is pleased to announce the new Laura Bush™ Pez® Dispenser. The new dispenser also accommodates Xanax, Lithium, Valium, and other fine pharmaceutical products, available separately. Proceeds of sales of the Laura Bush™ Pez® Dispenser will be donated to the “Please Somebody Host the George W. Bush Presidential Library” [...]